No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
