It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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