I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Randomize
