Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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