ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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