We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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