You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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