But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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