It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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