I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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