he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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