guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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