Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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