called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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