i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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