Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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