Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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