I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
