So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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