I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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