Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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