dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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