I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize