Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
North Korea, Best Korea!
just tell him i said nine months
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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