party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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