No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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