Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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