I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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