doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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