I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
