I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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