Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
dude. I can hear the air.
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