how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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