My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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