So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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