Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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