so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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