Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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