just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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