dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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