Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
love makes seman taste better
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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