We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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