Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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