As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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