So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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