That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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