He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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