i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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