Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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