just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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