if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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